101 Uses for a Dead Cat

101 Uses for a Dead Cat

Simon Bond

Language: English

Pages: 96

ISBN: 0517545160

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Since time immemorial mankind has been plagued by the question "What do you do with a dead cat?" Here, at last, in 101 hilarious, outrageous, and (sometimes) downright sick cartoons, are some answers. 101 black-and-white illustrations.

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About the Author Simon Bond is a young caotoonist whose work has appeared in numerous maigaizines here and abroad, including The New Yorker, Esquire, Saturday Evening Post, aind Punch. He is violently adlergic to cats. This is his first book. ISBN: 0-517-545160 If your cat has used up his nine lives, give him a tenth! Hov^? Here are dozens of imaginative ideas for turning dead cats into useful objects. Meike a haindy pincushion for Graindma or a coatrack for the hadl^vaiy; create fun

gaimes aind tojrs for the children; insulate your home with cats during the energy crunch; lend a decorator touch to a baire ivadl with omamentad cats; and so on. Their tails can even be fashioned into nifty vrindshield ivipers for your csir! So, next time you're tempted to throw that dead cat aw^aiy, stop, aind turn to: 101 Uses for a Dead Cat Clarkson N. Potter, Inc. /Publishers ONE PARK AVENUE NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10016

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