A Practical Guide to Racism

A Practical Guide to Racism

C. H. Dalton

Language: English

Pages: 224

ISBN: 1592404308

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Meet C. H. Dalton, a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated, A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as: · The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens, to become accomplished athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions · The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their taste for the blood of Christian babies · A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as women, who are not very good at anything - especially ruling the free world · A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time. Literally.

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barbecuing shrimp. SOUTH AFRICANS I know what you’re thinking: white Africans? It’s true. These Africans are no savage cannibals, though. As an oppressed white minority in southest Africa, they must deal with constant threats to their safety and to their huge caches of diamonds. Perhaps the only thing worse than the racial discrimination they face on a daily basis is sitting through all eighteen minutes of Peter Gabriel’s “Biko.” ITALIANS Italians are only good at two things: plumbing and

down upon by all members of society, and are forced to do India’s most degrading, menial labor. In Hindoostan, sewage workers, pharmaceutical test subjects, and fluffers are invariably Dalits. As John Lennon said, “Dalits are the nigger of the world.” Unfortunately, there is no potential for upward mobility in Indian society. In the classic Indian children’s story “The Little Match Girl,” the protagonist is stoned to death for daring to speak to a Brahmin. * * * Hindoo society and

the fifteenth century. When the Americans arrived from Europe, they brought with them horses and guns, but more importantly, they brought civilization. In the form of horses and guns. At the time, Injuns lived in every part of the country, rather than just the small, rural reservations to which they were entitled. It took many years, but with the help of the Bureau of Injun Affairs, the government was able to place them in their proper habitats. It is not a commonly known stereotype, but

aspects of our culture, from video games to action movies. In the United States, the Asian Invasion started less than 200 years ago. Toward the end of the 1800s, America’s growing prosperity was drawing more and more immigrants from Asia, especially workers from China. Many of these Chinese men, or “Chinamen,” were employed as manual laborers on the country’s rapidly expanding rail lines, and were an integral part of the effort to build the first transcontinental railroad. In fact, many

referred to as “Plainsjeffs.” Hitler—A German person. Adolf Hitler was Austrian, so I’m not sure to whom this refers. Homey—A black person. From “Homey the Clown,” a Damon Wayans character who hit children with a sock. Honky—A white person. Sometimes, racists confuse white people with geese, because both are white. Hooknose—A Jewish person. Jews are also sometimes referred to as “Aquilines.” Hoser—A Canadian person. Canadians have been known to commit suicide by placing

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