A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 1–13, with Bonus Material

A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 1–13, with Bonus Material

Lemony Snicket

Language: English

Pages: 1205

ISBN: B0066IM5RQ

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched and will most likely fill you with deep despair.

From The Bad Beginning to The End, this comprehensive collection with unfortunate bonus material that may or may not include trivia questions, character profiles, and several very sad sentences is the only choice for people who simply cannot get enough of a bad thing!

Il Piccolo Principe

Five Have a Wonderful Time (Famous Five, Book 11)

Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy! (My Weird School, Book 3)

Lola macht Schlagzeilen (Lola, Band 2)

Rocket Returns (Thomas & Friends)

Tell Me Why Bats Sleep Upside Down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from Carmelita Spats and her loathsome friends. There is one, and only one, advantage to somebody who cannot play the violin insisting on doing so anyway, and the advantage is that they often play so loudly that they cannot hear if the audience is having a conversation. It is extremely rude, of course, for an audience to talk during a concert performance, but when the performance is a wretched one, and lasts six hours, such rudeness can be forgiven. So it was that evening, for after introducing

researcher myself.” “Well, then,” Jerome said. “You can have the bedroom next to the library, and Violet can have the one that has a large wooden bench, perfect for keeping tools. Sunny can be in the room between you two. How does that sound?” That sounded absolutely splendid, of course, but the Baudelaire orphans did not get an opportunity to say so, because a telephone rang just at that instant. “I’ll get it! I’ll get it!” Esmé cried, and raced across the room to pick up the phone. “Squalor

children were sitting. Thinking of all those fires made Violet feel as if the entire world were going up in flames, and that she and her siblings and all the other decent people in the world might never find a place that was truly safe. “Another fire,” Klaus murmured, and Violet knew he was thinking the same thing. “Where could you go, Quigley?” “The only place I could think of was Paltryville,” Quigley said. “The last time I saw Jacques, he’d said he was going there. I thought if I went there

said “lox,” for example, the members of Count Olaf’s troupe had assumed she was simply babbling, rather than explaining how she was going to cook the salmon that the hook-handed man had caught. “Lox” is a word which refers to smoked salmon, and it is a delicious way to enjoy freshly caught fish, particularly if one has the appropriate accoutrements, a phrase which here means “bagels, cream cheese, sliced cucumber, black pepper, and capers, which can be eaten along with the lox for an enjoyable

Baudelaires shuddered, not wanting to think about what would happen to Sunny if horseradish were not found on the shelves. Within moments, however, Violet and Klaus had to consider that very thing. Violet opened one cupboard, and Klaus opened another, but the children saw immediately that there was no horseradish. “Gum,” Violet said faintly. “Boxes and boxes of gum Phil brought from the lumbermill, and nothing else. Did you find anything, Klaus?” Klaus pointed to a pair of small cans on one

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