Horrid Henry Wakes the Dead
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You won't believe what HORRID Henry will do next!
Henry will do anything to win the grand prize at this year's talent show...even wake the dead! Plus three other stories that will leave you screaming for more.
If you read this book, you'll laugh so hard MILK MIGHT COME OUT OF YOUR NOSE!
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"A loveable bad boy."
"Kids will love reading the laugh-out-loud funny stories about someone whose behavior is even worse than their own."
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FROM THE DESK OF HORRID HENRY:
THERE AREN'T ANY CUTE FAIRIES IN MY BOOK AND NO MAGIC WIZARDS EITHER. BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMEONE CAUSE A LOT OF TROUBLE, I'M THE BEST.
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Unless… Unless… And then Horrid Henry had a brilliant, spectacular idea. What an idiot he’d been. All those months he’d missed his fantastic shows…Well, never ever again. Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. It was the middle of the night. Horrid Henry crept down the stairs as quietly as he could and tiptoed into the living room, shutting the door behind him. There was the TV, grumbling in the corner. “Why is no one watching me?” moaned the TV. “C’mon, Henry.” But for once Henry
he have to sit on this hard wooden floor and listen to Mrs. Oddbod twitter on about hanging up coats and no running in the corridors and walking down staircases on the right-hand side? Why were school assemblies so boring? If he were principal, assemblies would be about the best TV shows, competitions for gruesome grub recipes, and speed-eating contests. Yack. Yack. Yack. Yack. Yack. Zoom…Zoom…Squawk! Horrid Henry’s hawk swooped and scooped up Mrs. Oddbod in his fearsome beak.
horrid, I just want my present,” said Henry, scowling. Why should he wait a second longer when it was obvious Grandma had some fantastic gift for him? “Hi, Grandma,” said Peter. “You know you don’t need to bring me a present when you come to visit. You’re the present.” Horrid Henry’s foot longed to kick Peter into the next room. “Wait till after you get your present,” hissed his head. “Good thinking,” said his foot. “Thank you, Peter,” said Grandma. “Now, have you been good
a certain someone who would even pay for the privilege of being in his show. Perfect Peter was busy emptying the dishwasher without being asked. “Peter,” said Henry sweetly, “how much would you pay me if I let you be in my magic show?” Perfect Peter couldn’t believe his ears. Henry was asking him to be in his show. Peter had always wanted to be in a show. And now Henry was actually asking him after he’d said no a million times. It was a dream come true. He’d pay anything. “I’ve