Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth (Junie B. Jones, No. 3)

Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth (Junie B. Jones, No. 3)

Barbara Park

Language: English

Pages: 80

ISBN: 0679844074

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Barbara Park’s New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, is a classroom favorite and has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty years. Over 60 million copies in print and now with a bright new look for a new generation!
 
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B.’s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she’s in big trouble again! ’Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?
 
USA Today:
“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”
 
Publishers Weekly:
“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.”
 
Kirkus Reviews:
“Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.”
 
Time:
“Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”

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through your mouth. Only pretty soon an accident happened. That’s because a boy named William winded his floss too tight. And his teeth and head got in a tangled knot ball. And Dr. Smiley couldn’t undo him. Then Mrs. had to call Janitor speedy quick. And so he runned to Room Nine. And he shined his giant flashlight in William’s mouth. And then Dr. Smiley got the dangerous floss right out of there! Room Nine clapped and clapped. Dr. Smiley did a bow. Then Mrs. said that maybe some of us

like that in the whole entire universe!” “YES, THERE IS! THERE IS TOO, YOU BIG FAT JIM!” I yelled. “AND IT’S THE BESTEST JOB IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!” He crossed his arms and did a mean smile. “Okay. Then what’s the name of it?” he said. Then the bus got very quiet. And everybody kept on waiting and waiting for me to say the name of my job. Except for I just couldn’t think of anything. And so my face got very reddish and hottish. And I felt like P.U. again. “See? Told ja!” said that

stick and another ant. Only this stupid ant bited me. And so I had to drop a rock on his head. Finally my daddy’s car came into the driveway. And my heart got very happy. “Daddy’s home! Daddy’s home! Hurray! Hurray!” I yelled. Then I ran to him. And he picked me up. And I gave him my most biggest hug. “I’m very glad to see you!” I said. “’Cause on Monday I have to dress up like what job I want to be. Except for I accidentally said I’m going to paint and save people and carry lots of keys.

Lucille said her dress costed eighty-five. And her shoes costed forty-five. And her lacy socks costed six fifty plus tax. Then Mrs. told Lucille to sit down. Ricardo went next. He was wearing a round yellow hat. It was the kind of hat you can bang on. “This is called a hard hat,” he said. “You have to wear it when you’re building tall buildings. Or else somebody might drop a hammer from way up high. And it could hit you on the head and kill you.” Mrs. smiled. “So you’re interested in

Lucille said her dress costed eighty-five. And her shoes costed forty-five. And her lacy socks costed six fifty plus tax. Then Mrs. told Lucille to sit down. Ricardo went next. He was wearing a round yellow hat. It was the kind of hat you can bang on. “This is called a hard hat,” he said. “You have to wear it when you’re building tall buildings. Or else somebody might drop a hammer from way up high. And it could hit you on the head and kill you.” Mrs. smiled. “So you’re interested in

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